Hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who tells police
The funny news (five years ago), original by Metro’s Basit Mahmood: Chinese businessman Tan Youhui was looking for a hitman to take out a competitor, Wei Mou, and was willing to pay 2 million yuan (£218,000) to get the job done. The hitman that Mr Youhui hired decided to offer the job to another hitman for half the original price. The second hitman then subcontracted to another hitman, who then subcontracted to a fourth, who gave the job to a fifth. ...