If you can't think of sth nice to say, come sit next to me...
and let’s read this: Lexicon of Musical Invective: Critical Assaults on Composers Since Beethoven’s Time By Nicolas Slonimsky Amazon Link The prelude by the author ‘Non-Acceptance of the Unfamiliar’ gives a nice bird-eye view for all the trash talks upcoming in the later chapters. Critics find faults from every perspectives, and came up with thousands of ways to say “this piece is bad”. It can be ’too modern’, ’not melodic enough’, ‘sounds like Chinese/animal noises/etc’, ’too loud/weak’, or even, comparable to math: ...